My language revenge

Russian is not my strong point but sometimes English has its torture too.

When my Devushka and I were in London, I mentioned that we may go shopping at Selfridge’s. I did not notice the  confused look on her face. Later at my parents’, the subject again came around to shopping, and devushka said, why are we going to a shop that only sells fridges  to look for a dress ?

Today she asked me what a sandwich course was. He who laughs last laughs longest.