Supermarkets
February 2, 2007
I have visited two. The security guards track your every examination of a cucumber. I like to amuse myself by keeping on opening my bag and sticking my hand in. Then you get more security guards following you.
Perhaps this is explained by the turf wars last year for control of the exploding market; http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4934658.stm.
What I have learned; breakfast cereals taste like cardboard, even the Kellogg’s branded ones. Don’t use the Start brand unless you are a guinea pig or require paper to write on. By the time I turn up at the supermarket they only have one till open. So wait patiently with full trolly until lots of people converge on said till and then dart in front annoying a whole pile of natives ! Oh, how long will I live ? I can have even more fun if I get a car.
